shaving23spiders:

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crzyblackidd:

“Crocs” by Pitbull feat. Nickelback

Download for free on Internet Explorer 

See, the joke is that people generally dislike Crocs, Pitbull, Nickelback, and Internet Explorer.

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shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

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giantrobotanime:

if i had a dollar for every time my friends blew me off, i’d be so rich i wouldn’t need friends

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